Welcome!

Hi, my name is Paris, I live in a little cottage next to the White Rabit's and love having lunch with the MaD hAtters. I especially love half a cup of cream with glaced banana and pickled strawberrys. When I'm not playing croquet with the Queen of hearts or enjoying my un-birthday at the hAtter's, I like to go to the Catterpillar's and do a lesson on how to puff letters out of tobacco. Anyway, I should turn off this suprisingly easy-to-work cake-computer box made by the Mad hAtter. The special ingredient? The best butter!

Sunday, 22 January 2012

Oh, dearie.... SCHOOL!

It seems that only three weeks ago I was counting down till the holidays, and tomorrow BACK TO SCHOOL SYNDROME (BTSS) sets in. But don't worry, I've got a SUPE... hang on, this is gonna take ages with out cap lock... HERE WE GO: SUPERCALLEFRAGELISTICEXPEALEDICOUS! TEA-HOLD ON... teacher who is young and kind and pretty, Miss B. She also has a reputation for her taste in fashion, so I've equipped myself with the latest Teacher's-Pet Technology- The Cuteness Factor 3000! Since the holls started, I'd had an idea on what would be essential for year six. I was thinking of fabric covers for my textbooks, and that brought me to leather, and because of the price it brought me to vinyl, and off that I came to... REALLY CUTE OLD FASHIONED STATIONARY! So then I found that the local fabric shop didn't have any of the vinyl or leather, I looked at some Mexican fabric... wax cloth, or something... and LOVED the cherry design! Although it was anything but old-fashioned, we found a use for the Typo pug pencil case we bought just for the sake of adorableness! (Pugs are, in my opinion, SOOOOOOOOO CUTE, but to my dad they are CLASSIFIED WORDING)  So we bought a metre of it, and mum covered MOST of the books with it, but... she accidentally mucked up one of the covers, but do you know what my amazing mum did? Turned it into ANOTHER pencil case! (The pug one was pretty small, but this cherry one is really big). And I got textas, (never been allowed them in my house-hold!) and some awesome rubbers. And what happened to those boks that were not covered in cherries? Well, do the maths.            PARIS+RED+SPOTTED PUG PENCILCASE=RED POLKA-DOTS!!
Gotta go and brush my glorious mane of hair before it dries,
Love yal!
Paris in Wonderland
PS> Brush your hair when your in the shower washing it. It goes super smooth! (ONLY when you use coditioner, though.)   

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